‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

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neptunain:

i just saw the Big Bang theory won an emmy and I don’t know how they continue to make episodes when the chemistry jokes twitter doesn’t update anymore

(Source: nya-kin)

greatjaggi:

I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this

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whiteboywaves:

arent you hot in that

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ya i feel like beyonce????

‘so do you keep that on while having sex?

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only when its with ur dad???

ur arabian right? arabic? idk same thing lol

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r u george bush

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

(Source: nya-kin)

mashable:

Laverne Cox dancing during Beyonce’s VMA performance is everything!

Me:leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

jayshana:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

That’s unsettling and beautiful.

jayshana:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

That’s unsettling and beautiful.

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

johnnytempestade:

when people ask why more comic book characters should be cast as PoC just reply with this

(Source: mezzutozzil)