pussymango:

zenigata:

2chan.net [ExRare]

"Please write this sentence in the past tense."
Well, s/he did get it right…ish.

They should have used a more distinct term for past tense (one that can’t also refer to the past in general), if they didn’t want a smartass answer…

pussymango:

zenigata:

2chan.net [ExRare]

"Please write this sentence in the past tense."

Well, s/he did get it right…ish.

They should have used a more distinct term for past tense (one that can’t also refer to the past in general), if they didn’t want a smartass answer…

rubitan:

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

rubitan:

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

so i tried to read “neo devilman” (not to be confused with shin devilman) and like… is this thing supposed to be menacing, or is it supposed to look like the carrot men from that one episode of looney toons went METAL?

coolator:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

FUCK OFF

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

(Source: octopussoir-)

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

the iron giant went hardcore

the iron giant went hardcore

(Source: autosage)

cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

200 second? so they sent you photos/captions you over a period of approximately 3 minutes and you got mad?…

(Source: best-of-memes)

spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

Me:*follows really amazing blog
Really amazing blog:*follows me back*
Me:oh nooooo
Me:OH NOOOO
Me:WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? I HAVE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED
Me:*blush* ohhhh gods,
Me:oh goooods noooo
Really amazing blog:*reblogs my post*
Me:...
Me:ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

dion-thesocialist:

Although, let’s be honest, that whole “I wrote this to destroy the MPDG trope” is normally just an excuse for writers who’ve written the MPDG and want to pretend as if they were actually being subversive or ironic after people start criticizing them for it.

*cough* 500 Days of Summer *cough*

99% of “trope destructions” are retroactive, or people writing characters aware of the trope but doing it anyway. like a female superhero running around in armor the size of a bikini, and never changing outfits or getting stabbed, but occasionally making jokes about it.