hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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decepticonartschool:

"hey, how do i get better at-"

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me in 2012:*tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014:*tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

My notebook paper has 4 holes, my binder has 3. Here’s my fat cat stretching herself out to drink water. She’s too lazy to go downstairs and get a drink, and she kept getting dehydrated and barfing all over, so I give her a cup full of water upstairs, and now she’s happy.

Digging through my room cleaning for the move and I found so much weird crap. Random newspaper clippings from 2008, a hidden stash of Lego(?), my hilariously bad but extremely detailed fanfiction that thankfully never got on the internet. Parts of it had a lot of potential, gotta salvage those someday.

And my drawings from 2010 - well, let’s just say I’ve gotten better than I ever could have imagined at the time. I can only imagine what power I’ll wield in 4 more years, hot damn.

I wish I could take more time clearing my room gradually, and going through the mental ups and downs of archeologically excavating my own embarrassing self. But my mom wants me out of this room ASAP. Le sigh.

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics)

fatherlordzukoz:

Not even Zuko could help Nickelodeon regain their honor at this point

Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

hell no he wouldn’t he’s an entire ass

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

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I was being 100% serious.

  

captain-happy-paws:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

it took me like 3/4 of the thing to figure it out. it’s incidental background music from harry potter movies (not the main Hedwig’s Theme). very annoying when people expect me to remember random bg music like it was an integral part of my childhood. At least this one doesn’t have comments like “if u don’t remember this, u had no childhood!!”

(Source: alphageek2011)

opticallyaroused:

This Mexican fire opal looks like a sunset above the clouds when illuminated just right.
Image credit: Jeff Schultz

I thought it was a half-peeled boiled egg.

seralphia:

gallifrey-feels:

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS LIKE DEAR GODS


OMG! I was a teenager in 1999!!!It sucked.

At least they’re kids who never experienced the 90s. It’s all the worse when actual real life adults are making massive nostalgia posts about 90s-00s shit garbage crap ass cartoons. Like I watched that when I was 9 too, and I can tell you, it was craaaaaap.

seralphia:

gallifrey-feels:

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS LIKE DEAR GODS

OMG! I was a teenager in 1999!!!

It sucked.

At least they’re kids who never experienced the 90s. It’s all the worse when actual real life adults are making massive nostalgia posts about 90s-00s shit garbage crap ass cartoons. Like I watched that when I was 9 too, and I can tell you, it was craaaaaap.

(Source: theacheofmodernism)