i just saw the Big Bang theory won an emmy and I don’t know how they continue to make episodes when the chemistry jokes twitter doesn’t update anymore
I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this
‘arent you hot in that’
ya i feel like beyonce????
‘so do you keep that on while having sex?’
only when its with ur dad???
‘ur arabian right? arabic? idk same thing lol’
r u george bush
why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty
person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..
Laverne Cox dancing during Beyonce’s VMA performance is everything!
|Me:||leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy|
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.