i am sick to god of the 3 year old he won’t stop making extreme noise and kicking his toys, and i am sick to god of the two smelly mutts who won’t stop licking me (i hate dogs)

like look man i signed on to this england thing to help you haul your shit not to be a babysitter. combined with random insults from my host i’m not sure it was worth it to stay all the wya to the sue ryder sale…

some of the insults include. keeping saying i’m not girly at all (ok) and that that makes me cooler (???no) and then turning around and saying i have to be girly anyway (?????) then trashing his female relatives for being girly even though he demands it (???????????????????????????????)

he’ll also give me the same lecture at least 70 times because he’s sure he always has something very important to say. not only do i know literally everything he’s telling me but his stuff is very obnoxiously from the british point of view which honetly i dont give 1/3 of a shit about. like he’s constantly trying to tll me about the blitz and how britain actually won all of ww2 and i’m just like oh my god can it i was just pointing out a building i htougt was pretty jesus christ.

oh yeah and after something pretty egregious i told him he was being sexist and instead of being like yeh sorry he was all BUH BUH I CCCCAN’T BELIEVE THIS B B B B BUT UHHH YA I SEXIST WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT and legit if he wasnt 1.5 feet taller than me i would a clocked him like legit your 6 year old is smarter than you

which is really weird because as far as race goes he has his slip ups but they’re all pretty minor and i think in the scale of white dudes he’s a little better than my dad, and if someone challenged a statement of his with “ur white” he wouldnt be like BBBBBBBUT WE ALL BLEED RED so it’s weird that he’s ass backwards when it comes to women but significantly more forward when it comes to race

oh yeah hes also mad homophobic he keeps using gay as an insult like “i cant connect to my wifi thats so gay” so i keep saying it back at him with “homosexual” instead and then hes all embarrassed and tries to backtrack but never changes his weird vocab

robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reachedULTIMATE DUDEBRO C A P A C I T Y

robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reached
ULTIMATE
DUDEBRO
C A P A C I T Y

(Source: bailearly)

feelsmoor:

oh hell yes, bring on all the TV concepts pls [source]

feelsmoor:

oh hell yes, bring on all the TV concepts pls
[source]

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is
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This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is

Follow micdotcom 

This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

If you are okay with the word "breeder"

a-little-bi-furious:

…you probably don’t know how it is used or its history.

I know a lot of people think it just means straight people and it’s a harmless jab at the privileged but it is not.

It is a biphobic, cissexist, racist and generally awful term.

This comic explains why pretty…

nezua:

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

The world is watching, White America.

FIGHT TERRORISM, STOP COPS.

You know how office chairs can go real low well I need it as low as it can go

I’m not getting paid for this

I’m sitting Herr babysitting phone and bored wonder if charge cable around?

Well at least free drinks

Before fone ded have stoned Jesus and Mary from Vicky and al museum

Before fone ded have stoned Jesus and Mary from Vicky and al museum

Small error, phone said it is 4 51 BUT it is 3pm only?? I guess clock I set it by was wrong but still waiting long time

By the way max don’t trumpet my new phone around too loudly I kind of uh was given it not realizing it had fotos on it and I kind of did a factory reset and I don’t want to be killed

Been waiting since 9 in office for boss, is now 4:51… All I accomplished is guessing the wi fi password. And phone is out of power…

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin